The Return of the Evil Apple Juice

I couldn't wait to get home and chug what was left of my 2 quart bottle of apple juice. Yes, sweet refreshing goodness. Then I had an overwhelming urge to poop. So I let it all out, and got more than I had bargained for when I began to squirt out loads of liquid fecal matter. Apparently, the apple juice I had been drinking had unnoticeably gone bad. Take that, butthole!